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My name's Amanda, I'm 21, and go to a California University. Pretty much I'm just a girl who likes way too many things for her own good, meaning this blog is a multifandom mess so good luck. Check out my tags page to see what I post. I will warn you, I am frequently overcome with Jily feels and have to resort to spamming to not die inside. As you've probably been able to guess by now, I like to think I'm funny. The sad thing is that I'm generally not. Oh wells.

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The Facts Were These...

themarchrabbit:

onsheka:

thepioden:

gessorly:

tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night. 

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road. 

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it. 

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

kittykitpanda:

Lily Potter waking up to find that James is not asleep beside her. She finds him in Harry’s crib, curled around their son despite their agreement that Harry ought to start sleeping alone.

The picture made it into the album Hagrid later gave to Harry, inscribed on the back in Lily’s handwriting is 'my little rule-breakers'.

sosuperawesome:

Porcelain hand painted pendants by apocketofwhimsy in Southern California

punkanime:

tell-me-your-story-in-ask:

thefemalegamgee:

elisabomb:

Feminism

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. IMPORTANT.

THIS IS FEMINISM! GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU BITCH AT ME!

Thank you good people

avatarparallels:


Mako and Bolin’s family live in the same apartment complex Zuko and Iroh lived in.

found by reddit user JustBronzeThingsLoL (x)

avatarparallels:

Mako and Bolin’s family live in the same apartment complex Zuko and Iroh lived in.

found by reddit user JustBronzeThingsLoL (x)

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

datunofficialdisneyprincess:


kitty?

Who did this shit?

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

kitty?

Who did this shit?

missinga:

No one can argue that his logic is sound… 

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

New Divergent Stills from "The Kissing Scene" Deleted Scene

mcu edit 6 + 7 + 8/

sunshinedaisieswindmills:

Lily looked down from the second floor window at the small people scurrying around the mass of chairs beneath her. People were carrying chairs to the group, and others were arranging them into rows. Sirius put a few of the chairs he had brought out down, leaned…